Police received an unusual complaint Sunday morning, when a self-described drug dealer from Florida said that he wanted to file a police report after someone allegedly stole his cocaine.
David Blackmon, 32, claimed that a person entered his car and robbed him of $50 and about a quarter ounce of cocaine, Fox News reports.
After arriving at the scene, deputies with the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s office were able to confirm that the items reported missing seemed to in fact be missing from where Blackmon said he put them.
Fortunately, however, deputies were able to help Blackmon locate a second bag of coke that he had stashed in the center console of his car.
It was at that point that deputies began to read Blackmon his rights.
Deputy Dennis Fields noted in his arrest report, “Blackmon asked if I knew the cocaine was there, why did I let him keep talking.”
In addition to the cocaine baggie, deputies reported also finding a crack pot and crack rock inside of Blackmon’s vehicle.
The 32-year-old was arrested and charged with resisting an officer without violence for refusing to follow commands, possessing drug paraphernalia and possessing cocaine.
Blackmon was released Monday on a $4,000 bond.
You just can’t make this sh*t up. Thats freakin hilarious.
Ding a ling…ring.
911
A yes..
I’d like to report a robbery that just happened.
Ah.. I think I know the person who did it.
It’s my x stripper girlfriend.
She’s wearing a thong…
With to straws up her nose..and running down the street with a brass looking pole.
You can’t miss her.
Plus she still owes me 5k for the boob job I paid for by selling coke.
So they say
It’s a hell of a drug
Evidently, cause that’s some messed up shxt
“In addition to the cocaine baggie, deputies reported also finding a crack pot and crack rock inside of Blackmon’s vehicle.”
Crack pot???
You mean the OWNER of said vehicle?????