23 thoughts on “I Fart

  1. I fart in crowded subway trains because I despise most of humanity, and the lack of ventilation insures maximum effectiveness.

    One of my favorite targets was the D train as it headed into Borough Park packed with Hasidic Jews, because they don’t bathe anyway.

  2. Ha Ha my ex used to eat beans and then go grocery shopping a few hours later and she would always let a big nasty smelly one rip soon as we got near the meat department 😆 I actually had to stop going grocery shopping with her, people were really getting pissed about that.

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