Free Wood Post – by Sarah Wood
It seems former presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, has come out saying if he had been president there would’ve been no government shutdown. In fact, he would’ve offered to fund the government with his own cash.
Free Wood Post caught up with Mitt Romney at his New Hampshire estate:
“It’s really this simple, you see. There would’ve been no government shutdown had I been president. Sure there may have still been tensions, but when it came down to it the government was never going to go without money. If I were president I would’ve funded the government with my offshore bank accounts to keep necessary programs going as well as national parks, monuments, and museums open. This is what you get for not electing me.”
Free Wood Post was shocked to find out how much money Mitt Romney was stashing overseas tax-free and away from the government, and even more shocked he would claim he would give some if not all of it to keep open the government he has been dodging for years.
When asked if Romney would bring his money back home to be properly taxed to use to better fund the government he just laughed.
7 thoughts on “Mitt Romney: “If I were president I would’ve funded the government with my offshore bank accounts””
Stop talking smack and do it as a good american then. You dont need to be president to donate billions. Man up you punk and dig deep. Maybe that would get you elected next time.
apparently this source is “ALMOST RELIABLE”
Yea nottoobitter, remember when romney was paying $5000. or was it $6000.00 a month to board his damned horse.
If Romney is trying to make me feel guilty for not voting for him, it’s not working.
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He still could have given the money. What a two faced weasel.
Gee…I’ve been inquiring for months now as to where this little weasel was hiding. For someone who the media couldn’t get enough of, he sure dropped off the radar like a sinking rock in the ocean immediately after the fraudulent election was over. It took him a year before appearing in public again after all that’s been going on. The little demon finally came crawling out of his hole for a little word or two, just for spite.
He’s still on my list of people who need to be hanged. He ain’t off the hook by a long shot.
I thought this was going to be satire when I saw the title.
I could’ve used a good laugh about now.