Before It’s News – by Mort Amsel
A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: “We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening”. Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung travelled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I’m sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.
The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the “greatest human achievement of our time” – and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered. North Korea has topped the lunacy charts with this doozy. I want to know who Hung Il Gong, who gets to be the first man to land on the Sun, is. What did he do to deserve this ‘honor’? I hope they show his heroes welcome on TV for all of us to see. That would be better than Saturday Night Live. -Mort
http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2014/01/north-korea-lands-first-man-on-the-sun-2883182.html
Is this satire or real?
Apparently, that N. Korean newscaster actually said that. 😯 (I think).
Couldn’t find anything showing it to be satire.
At least he waited till after dark to land.
Smart move.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
hah i wonder how many morons will believe this stuff.
Hey, I find it about as believable as the american MSM…
Must be some real potent stuff that guy is smokeing. 😳 😯
hahaha Good one Digger
“The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the “greatest human achievement of our time” – and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered.”
93 MILLION miles in only 18 hours.
One helluva feat, by any standards.
LSD trips last 18hrs….Hummm???
haha good one.
Much prefer mushrooms. 🙂
what ever gives ya that purple haze…will work
Good for them!
And here American can’t even get back to the moon.
Someone’s been drinking the Fukushima ocean water. The wires in his brain are all tied in knots.
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All the other articles at the site this originated from are legit, so I’m assuming this one is too.
Could be wrong, though. Wouldn’t be the first time.