The New Yorker – by ANDY BOROWITZ
ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”
The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.
“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”
As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.
“If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.”
Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.”
After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home.
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“Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT A MAROON!!!!!
The pot calling the kettle black? (yes)
Fortunately for Putin, “everyone” thinks far worse of Obummer (I like what Henry called him on The Word, too – Obomber, LOL) than just being a jackass.
Communist PIECE OF SHIT (yes, I’ll spell it out for a change).
Don’t be fooled by the smoke & mirror jousting between these two…….Russia & the USA have been in league together since 1970 +- for “wage war with weather control systems”. What’s on the surface is not the real action. If you web up HAARP World map & read the intentions & power behind the systems you’ll understand how it’s tied to the Guide Stones of Georgia. This is nothing but “Good Guy-Bad Guy” games to keep the masses off balance!!!!!!!! Keep exposing & continue to fight for Liberty, Freedom, Justice & Truth
The Russians were actually ahead of the U.S in HAARP technology back in the late 70s/early 80s
They shared that technology with the U.S.