My little dog got his third kill today.
I think I’ll keep him around.
Even though he still eats his own poop.
A dog that is earning it’s keep is a dog worthing having around, otherwise they are consumers and non producers.
Something missing in his diet
That’s why he eats crap
My dog eats our weasels poop
If he gets the opportunity
Vet said it was a dietary issue
I told my wife to just feed the weasels
And don’t buy any dog food anymore
She got mad .. told me I was sick
So my dog eats shit and I’m the one that’s F’ed up?
lol that’s why I love her
She tells it like it is
I gotta tell ya…
The other night I brought my old black lab in the trailer to sleep.
Because it was in the high thirties.
He’s got old bones.
I left the little dog outside in the kennel.
Now he’s not a barker like my lab.
But when he does bark… I know something is really wrong.
So I pass out.
Then he just starts barking up a storm.
Very unusual. …
Then he starts to howl loudly.
I wake up… and I’m going what the F is going on here.
I’ve never heard him like this.
He started howling so loud.
That the coyotes started howling.
Then they starting howling back and forth.
I’ve never experienced anything like it with dogs.
I think it’s that wild DNA dingo gene he has.
Plus if you leave a mug of southern comfort and coke on your chair and go to take a leak he’ll sneak up and drink it all.
He missed the black lab.
What animal did he kill? Rats don’t have fur on their tails.
They’re like big mountain squirrels.
They’re pretty big to too.
They wake you up at night trying to gnaw into your trailer.
All I know is when I throw’em in the burn barrel and burn the fur off of them.
They all look like rats.
Rat “bass-turds”? Since when do rats (or squirrels for that matter) play bass?
Or eat bass (you know, the fish) for that matter? 😉
I spell it that way so its a little less politically incorrect.
Plus AI won’t throw it into spellchecker moderation.
Just to remind you..
I’m still on online probation.
I have to watch my peas and ques.
For the children.
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12 pm – 1 pm Pacific
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