Wind Arrives in the Forbidden City

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For those of you who’ve been missing the fashion updates of the recently shuttered Mrs. O site, good news! I think she’s taken her keen eye for fashion over to HuffpoAt least this sounds like her:

Velvet and patchwork and shine — oh, my.

Michelle Obama, along with daughters Sasha and Malia and mother Marian Robinson, arrived in China Thursday, but you’d never know by looking at them that they just took a 14 hour flight.  

The ladies of the first family not only look fresh-faced, but extremely fashionable as well in their travel outfits. FLOTUS stunned in a body-hugging black, tan and white Derek Lam dress (and thigh high boots!!), while Sasha and Malia chose bold, colorful skirts.

The first lady is in China to discuss the importance of education (and NOT politics), but the family will get to do some sight-seeing as well. We can’t wait to see what else these gorgeous ladies will wear on the trip.

She does know that Air Force Won Two is decked out like a 5 star hotel. right? Why wouldn’t these “gorgeous ladies” appear fresh as flowers?

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As you’ll see from this NYT report – accompanied by State (China) approved photos, the gorgeous ladies are holding up their end of the bargain. Today was a potential mine field however, as Madame Peng chose “three quintessentially Chinese specialties” for Lady M to try her hand at: calligraphy,

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table tennis:

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and mathematics:

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Except for the table tennis, the others were challenging – have you ever seen MO’s handwriting?

handwriteNo wonder we’ve dropped cursive from Common Core

And everyone knows you don’t need math in law school or Washington D.C.

Fortunately we had a packed schedule and couldn’t spend much time at any of the activities. Next, we managed to squeeze in a whirlwind tour of the Forbidden City, where all the commoners were swept away to make it easier for our special guests to get around – just like back home!

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“The family were swept through the Hall of Supreme Harmony, and the Hall of Earthly Tranquillity, where the emperor’s concubines lived and slept on a bed covered with red brocade.”


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You’ll also be relieved to know that we haven’t had to deal with the smog so far, as a stiff wind arrived to clear the skies:

Others commented on how Mrs. Obama was greeted by a blue, pollution-free sky. “Now Michelle’s here, it’s immediately bright and blue again.”

A breath of fresh air! Again, just like in Washington.

10 thoughts on “Wind Arrives in the Forbidden City

    1. yes…. I heard that she was formerly a college football player who had a sex change operation, but I’m not sure it’s true because she was also a member of “The Weathermen” in the 60s and was a female then too.

      Of course, there’s so much disinformation floating around it’s hard to know what’s true, and there isn’t enough time in the day to research everything yourself.

      1. Yes JR, I heard that too – his/her name at that time was michael and played football for Oregon state 😉 . Yes there were even team photo`s of him/her. I believe he/she was a linebacker.
        In fact here is a link to check out guys :)

        I also just now sent in a article about this -if it will be put up or not – that I found very interesting about michael/michelle I thought people would like to know 🙂

      2. Really? I don’t think she/he is old enough to have been in the Weather Underground during the 60’s.

        However, Bill and Hillary were definitely in the Weather Underground. Their pictures are all over the ‘net.
        . . .

        1. Those underground groups were recruiting people of all ages cathleen back in the 50`s and 60`s as they still are. In fact some of those groups just love those in the 5 – 6 yr. old group so that they can imprint them kids to do their dirty work

  1. I found this here:

    “The following excerpt is the true biographical information of Michelle Obama, exposed on June 25, 2011 by a former member of the First Lady’s personal staff. He shall remain anonymous for the time being to protect his life as well as the lives of his family.

    Yes, everything is making more and more sense now….

    “Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964.

    He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998.

    He was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers.

    After finishing a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks, he suddenly dropped out of the school.

    Fellow teammates observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is a “woman trapped inside a man’s body”, and on January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine.

    To hide the shame of his new identity, Michael left Oregon State to attend Princeton University under his new legal name,“Michelle Robinson”.

    Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who later became aware of Michelle’s ‘true’ identity. They subsequently married and adopted two children.”

    Google – Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964.”

    1. Yes cathleen – you must have read that link eh. Yes there is a few betterthen that one but that is the only link that was small enough to put up without writing a damned book just to give a like 😉
      Yea I guess that to article about that that I posted was copywrited but I guess that that is good because it is too good about the truth about michelle being born a male.

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