I was not going to write an article for today as it seemed a waste of time, seeing as how the world is coming to an end. Then I considered the fact that the same man predicting the end of the world in 2011 had also predicted the end of the world back in 1994. Man, was that a hangover. Anyway, just in casies, here you go.
Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu met in secret with Barry yesterday in the people’s White House. Apparently Netanyahu and the Israeli government are not pleased with Obama’s siding with his Muslim brothers in the Middle East. Netanyahu will address the people’s Congress today in the people’s Capital Building to direct them as to how to conduct the people’s business in the best interests of Israel.
Maybe he will ask for a raise in our yearly tribute from $10 billion to $14 billion. Shit, there goes our last chance for HR 589. But we shouldn’t complain as the Jews are God’s chosen people. Looks like I’m going to be a second class citizen in heaven just like I am down here in hell.
If Barry the Rat really is a secret Muslim, does that mean he is going to get 72 virgins in heaven when his dies? Wonder what Michelle thinks about that one. Hell, she is probably a secret Muslim too, destined to get 72 studly virgins of her own.
I wonder if there will be any 99ers in heaven, probably not, if it costs very much to get in. I wonder if gas will be free. Fat chance if the Jews are running everything. I wonder what kind of government they have in heaven. I mean, do you think it will be a straight up monarchy? Or do you think there will be a parliament made up of angels, but controlled by dual citizen Jewish angels, you know like what we have.
If it is a democracy, I wonder what exactly we would vote on. Probably how much money we are going to have to pay to the Jewish angels who took over the Palestinian’s cloud and forced them and all their virgins to live in a fenced-in area on the fringe.
I don’t know about you, but I think tonight I will pray that God has a sense of humor.
So God, if you have not raptured all the good Christians away by the end of this day, bless this Republic, death to the international corporate mafia, we the free people of the American race shall prevail.
You are absolutley correct, The “dual citizen Jewish angels” have infiltrated our society and are ruining the AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE!!!! I ask them where is there alligiance?? certainly not to the Stars and Stripes!! Just ask Dumb F#$5 Rahm Emanual, which militiary did he volunteer for during the first gulf war?????
These are the people that need the old heave ho
NO WHERE TO HIDE OBUMA. GIVE THE 99ERS THEIR EXTENSION . AND WHAT THE HELL IS BOEHNER CRYIN ABOUT NOW? IM THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE CRYING. IM AN OUT OF WORK 99ERS, NOT A MILLIONAIRE CRYBABY LIKE BOEHNER . WE ARE IN YOUR FACE SUCKERS SO IF YOU DONT WANT AN ASS KICKING LITERALLY. PAY UP.
The corker on this whole issue of reporting unemployment at a new low nationally is ludicrous and deceptive. How can UE be at a reduced level when there are still over 42M unemployed who are not being counted because they have lost UE benefits and, as such, are off the rolls–the majority of whom are in the “99er” category?!? I have, in the past, been in a position of first-hand knowledge of how these numbers are manipulated. Now, to hear there remains 31B in Tier 5 flagged for UE benefits and not being released is an unconscionable tact to those of us who have worked over 50 years–and have certainly not outlived our usefulness–and who are being declined for employment on the basis of age or being “over qualified”. Work your derriere to the bone your entire life and then be tossed to the wolves of food and housing needs does not compute. Get off your dead arses and pass this bill already. We are not “done” with our lives and we are becoming increasingly enraged.
Henry, you’ve outdone yourself!
Judea…
I’m with you – statistics – everyone knows whoever does the numbers manipulates the numbers for their own gain. But then, oh yea, we are so stupid we probably didn’t get that.
Here’s another one! Foreclosures are down. Conclusion: The Housing Market is rallying and the economy is on a come back. Then missing payments are up. Conclusions: You freaking idiots, do they think we can’t do the math? Foreclosures are down for as long as it takes to snap your fingers because the people not paying their mortage payments are no doubt going to walk away or be foreclosed on because if they can’t pay, no doubt something has changed – like losing a job? Oh but unemployment is going down. The only reason anyone would believe that is because they want to believe it so they don’t have to feel guilty. Oh, I forgot, our leaders are sociopaths and don’t have conscious’. There Will Be Blood (Big Brother: I am not going make anyone bleed, I’m non-violent, but still there will be blood).