An open letter to Ted Nugent, the true “Anti-American Monster”

An open letter to Ted Nugent, the true "Anti-American Monster"Chicago Now – by koolking83, April 18, 2012

At the National Rifle Association Convention this past weekend, you-“Rocker Ted Nugent“, and by Rocker I mean the guy who sang “Cat Scratch Fever” 35 years ago, said you will end up “dead or in jail..”  if President Obama is reelected in November.

Let me just say-or warn rather, with all due lack of respect-that “Response A”-your possible, consequential death, could serve as a galvanizing incentive for many to vote for the President.  

Like to the Parents of young girls for example (Go to 7 minute mark). Bet you’re happy MSNBC’s “To Catch a Predator wasn’t around back in the day huh!?

Anyway, random question-did your fondness for guns develop while serving in Vietnam, and by “serving in” I of course mean “avoiding by all means”? Hey-now that I mention your elaborate feces filled ploy to avoid serving your Country-I guess Vietnam Veterans might also be motivated to vote for Obama if it means you may-as a result-drop dead.

Look, while your resume has a couple of regrettable red flags, such as the aforementioned “habitually sleeping with underage girls” thing, as well as the “shitting on myself so as to avoid serving the Country I incessantly pronounce my love for” thing, I do suppose you deserve some credit for your life-long abstention from alcohol and drugs.

Which I must say, must have been extremely difficult to do-or not do rather- during the, as you put it- “if it feels good, do it lifestyle of the 60’s”. In fact, you’ve repeatedly spoken out against those who embraced such a lifestyle, claiming they “opted for a cowardly, irresponsible lifestyle of random sex, life-destroying drugs and mostly soulless rock music”.

Well said Ted! Anyway, speaking of sex, and people who are cowardly and irresponsible, do you really have 8 kids by 4 different women? And moreover, why, despite being worth millions of dollars, did you fail for years to pay adequate child support for your- (latest) love child? Well, at least you were physically present for your child. Oh that’s right…no you weren’t.

So to be clear, you dodge both responsibility to Country and Family, you hypocritically engage in a life-long love affair with self-indulgence, often of the criminal variety, submitting to temptation, to impulse, to the hedonistic lifestyle you routinely denounce, you are, to summarize and borrow an insult you patriotically hurled at the President, an Anti-American Monster.

And well, I think generally speaking, people want Monsters to die….(especially those which prey on young girls)…

Yep- you just helped Obama secure the large and vital “those who detest, and think the world would be better off without,  draft/child support dodging  pedophilic Anti-American Monsters”  vote.

And remember Ted, we’ll take Response A come November.

Be Good Friends,

@koolking83

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17 thoughts on “An open letter to Ted Nugent, the true “Anti-American Monster”

  1. Met Nuge at a sporting goods store while i was working there, it was some kind of meet and greet promo for customers. He was a real dick to employees there, arrogant, demanding & condescending.

  2. Ted. You aren’t getting anything done to help the people. Go back to your land and find something to hunt. Your ranting and raving is more annoying than anything else.

  3. 1. cat scratch fever sucked.
    2. If he never took drugs, then maybe he should have.
    3. what an embarassing representative for the NRA

  4. Absolutely, Guy Wulf.
    A couple of seasons ago, Hubby and I watched “Spirit of the Wild” (he likes watching the Outdoor Channel on weekends, misses hunting & fishing). The guest that week wanted TX BBQ so Ted took him to a place near his ranch. There Ted was, on camera, swigging a Shiner (beer brewed in Shiner, TX).
    My boyfriend in High School (older than me) was a transplant from Michigan and a Huge “Nug” fan. He had every album, went to every concert, got every mag. with an interview. I went to one concert (one too many). I saw “Uncle Teddy” swigging beer and whiskey on stage. He projectile vomited over his shoulder during a guitar solo and I won’t even go into his banter about little girls. I read interviews (1st editions, not cherry picked MSM bits and pieces as Bart put it in the earlier CNN post) where Ted said that he smoked pot in the 60’s and snorted 4 lines of crystal meth. (along with deficating in in pants for a month) before going in for his Army physical. Later, he turned around and said that he was anti-drug and had only smoked maybe 50 joints in his lifetime, then he turned around again and said he has Never taken drugs or touched alcohol. Yeah, right, and Elvis wasn’t stoned when Nixon presented him a badge and made him a Federal Agent for the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs.
    Yes, Ted is an arogant, two-faced hypocrite. Why he hasn’t been nailed on his lies, is beyond me. Gee, maybe he is “Politician” material after all.

      1. Thanks. 🙂
        I asked earlier today and Admin. sent it to me. Hubby’s is doing better, tonight. 🙂 (It will take me a while to write everything. I’m a hunt n pecker on the keyboard. LOL)

        1. ah glad to hear hubby doing better. glad to know you got the addy. about hunt and pick. i took typing in high school, hated it, now its coming in handy. now all i have to do is learn how to spell at 70 years old. hah

        2. Hi ya Angel. Off subject but have ya got those mail I sent last nite and today?
          Been haveing prob.s lately with my e mail . Anyway callin` it a early nite. G`night all see ya`ll later tonight or tomorrow 😉

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