“Tool: [to Lee] I got a great idea. Why don’t you let me doodle, like, a Charlotte’s web on your head? On the top of your head. You know, something different, something exciting. ‘Cause you got one of them perfectly shaped domed, muscular heads. I could put a web on the top of the head. Maybe a pregnant Charlotte coming out of your ear, peeking around, making sure them bugs don’t come inside. Her long legs dangling down your neck. Yeah. Sexy, right?
Barney Ross: Very sexy. He looks thrilled.”
He just went a wee bit overboard with the concept. 🙄
Lost a bet, passed out coma drunk, advertising wizard or maybe he was really ugly and this is the improvement. I hope he never needs CPR, that would be a bet on its own.
Oh, that’s attractive. Bet the ladies are beating down his door.
I think he has a death wish, one sick jack ass!!!
“people are sick, they just don’t accept me, for who I am”…. ” I am different”
“different”? I’ll say! A different target…………. .
“What? Is there somethin’ on my face?”
“I don’t understand why even gals that said they liked me online spray raid on my face when they first meet me?!”
“I proved I was dedicated. Now can I work for you, Terminix?”
“The guy who did it said chicks would think of it as a 10,000 finger massage bed, but I don’t know…?”
One word – RETARD.
I know exactly where he got the idea, though…
“Tool: [to Lee] I got a great idea. Why don’t you let me doodle, like, a Charlotte’s web on your head? On the top of your head. You know, something different, something exciting. ‘Cause you got one of them perfectly shaped domed, muscular heads. I could put a web on the top of the head. Maybe a pregnant Charlotte coming out of your ear, peeking around, making sure them bugs don’t come inside. Her long legs dangling down your neck. Yeah. Sexy, right?
Barney Ross: Very sexy. He looks thrilled.”
He just went a wee bit overboard with the concept. 🙄
Spider? Alien face-hugger? Whatever. As long as he doesn’t start demanding a special restroom and “safe spaces”, I don’t care.
“I can’t find a job anywhere. No one’s hiring”.
The world is full of bad decisions…. this is three of them.
Lost a bet, passed out coma drunk, advertising wizard or maybe he was really ugly and this is the improvement. I hope he never needs CPR, that would be a bet on its own.
Segourny Weaver fan?
he doesn’t look happy, he must have a tummy ache