Dad, they know, the people know you’re not my real dad. Quick, Dad. Schedule a plastic surgery appointment for me. I have to look like you by Halloween. Reply
“Hey mom, is Bill REALLY my daddy?” “What difference – at this point, what difference does it make?” Reply
Absolutely, Wade. Even with all the cosmetic surgery, she still looks EXACTLY like her daddy webb. Reply
“Mom’s not the only psychopath around here.”
I’m thinking “LOON” BANG!!
“Hi! I’m the poster child for failed genetic experiments.”
Poster Child for prophylactic use…
LIKE IT!! 🙂
Cross a sex addicted psychopath, and a
compulsive lying sociopath and you get
—–Batshit crazy
“Haay! I’m as crazy and fugly as my mom!”
Can someone get that carrot out my arse please
lmao
“Hey Mom! Sweet! You brought me babies for a snack!”
“It’s Howdy Doody time!”
Dad, they know, the people know you’re not my real dad.
Quick, Dad. Schedule a plastic surgery appointment for me. I have to look like you by Halloween.
“Hey mom, is Bill REALLY my daddy?”
“What difference – at this point, what difference does it make?”
horse mouth
“I’ve been approved for a face transplant?!?!”
Makes Marty Feldman look gorgeous
After my mom exterminates all the “irredeemables”, I will be president
Look at all that money!!!!mine,mine,all mine!
Man she has a face like a spanked ass!
OH YOU WANT TO SCISSOR WITH ME?
its contagious……………
Wooooh… I just cut a FART!”
ABORTION- please use it and future fuq ups like this can be avoided.
She looks more like Webster Hubble. A DNA test is in order.
Absolutely, Wade. Even with all the cosmetic surgery, she still looks EXACTLY like her daddy webb.
“If I am quiet and still enough, that glass of water will never see me comin!”
Quick, whatever it is, somebody hit it with a stick.
(Laughing) Somebody already did…. With an ugly stick!
HUBBLE, HUBBLE, HUBBLE!
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“When the Queen Bitch is dead does that mean I get to take over?”
“See! I look just like my mom.”
“Wait till they get a load of me!”