Cow Fart Regulation Passed Into California Law

CBS San Francisco

SACRAMENTO (AP) — Gov. Jerry Brown has signed legislation that regulates emissions from dairy cows and landfills for the first time as California broadens its efforts to fight climate change beyond carbon-based greenhouse gases.

Brown’s move Monday targets a category of gases known as short-lived climate pollutants, which have an outsize effect on global warming despite their relatively short life in the atmosphere.  

Environmentalists hope that tackling short-lived pollutants such as methane now would buy time to develop new and more affordable technology to reduce carbon emissions.

The legislation lays out steep reductions in a variety of pollutants, including methane. It’s tied to $90 million in funding for the dairy industry and garbage collectors.

Republicans say the regulations will hurt agricultural businesses, despite concessions made to dairy farmers.

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11 thoughts on “Cow Fart Regulation Passed Into California Law

  1. “It’s tied to $90 million in funding for the dairy industry and garbage collectors.”

    Of course it is… Cha-CHING!!!

    “Republicans say the regulations will hurt agricultural businesses, despite concessions made to dairy farmers.”

    Regulations are only designed to benefit the stinking jews.

    That’s one club I want no part of.

  2. California farmers should physically shove Gov. Jerry Brown’s head up every cow’s ass in the whole state. The guy has been a queer space cadet ever since I can remember.

  3. Next spring California politicians will introduce legislation to criminalize exhaling to reduce CO2 emissions. Gov. Moon beam is anxious to sign it. There will be the usual exemptions for the government and its enforcers.

  4. One more piece of equipment the pigs will have on their belts.
    The Fart-o-meter.
    1200.00 zollar fine for farting.
    Have to kick in a lot of doors to take accurate readings.
    This regulation won’t be limited to cows for very long.

  5. That is absolutely the most insane thing I have heard this year. Californian’s should be ashamed of themselves for allowing legislators to propose let alone vote on such rubbish.

    I was a Californian for 25 years. I have been a recovering Californian for 31 years. I am happy to say that I have never fallen off the recovery bandwagon and Lord willing I never will!

  6. It’s nice to know that stupid bastard has nothing better to do with his time.

    For tomorrow’s act, he’ll identify three new gender classifications, and make sure the newly defined freaks are protected by law.

    Useless moron.

  7. Unfkng believable.
    Are we living in a cartoon rerun world now…?
    I just can’t take this sht serious anymore.
    It’s beyond the point of ridiculous.
    My gut feeling is that there are so many goddammmed foreigners and illegalls in CA.
    That they just don’t care.., and the selected few are running amok.
    With their mobster old school gangster tactics.
    Well I guess this is another step to give the Chinese our beef.
    They already have the pork and chicken.
    Plus I always thought he looked like a kike.
    Now I’m sure of it.

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