Number 8 – Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 7 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 6 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 5 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 – Health nuts are going to feel really stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 – In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 – Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers. What you do today will probably burn your ass tomorrow.
…and as someone recently said to me:
Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.
Hahaha All too true! Thanks Paul! 🙂
Hey Martist. Gonna go down fighten.
Kicking, screaming and covered in someone elses blood just the way you came in? Likewise! 😉 Good on ya!
LOL
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. HA~!!
“Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.”
No, people take Prozac because doctors prescribe it to make big bucks for Big Pharma.
The rest is pretty much true, though. 😉
Haha! Nice. I like Number 2, Paul.
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