Husband Down in Aisle 5

image002A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife.

“They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans” he replies.    

“Put them back, we can’t afford them” demands the wife, and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband.

“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.

Her husband retorts:

“So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price.”

That’s him in Aisle 5.

11 thoughts on “Husband Down in Aisle 5

  1. Hahahaha!! ROLMFAO!! Story of my life.

    Reminds me of my wife and I when we go shopping. I always only buy what we really need and she starts grabbing these ridiculous cosmetic facial creams and other make-up and all. So I always ask, “Do you REALLY need this? Money is tight right now.”

    So her reply is always, “But honey, if I look good, then you look good.”

    So how can I argue with that? lol

  2. Dear Paul,

    VERY FUNNY!!,… (You just need a good laugh now and then!)

    You just have to love good, “marriage humor”!

    JD – Reminds me a little bit of the comedian who did a skit called, “Happy Wife,.. Happy Life”!,.. very funny also.

  3. Look up who owns Budweiser & you’ll find both of them are comic fools & supporting the Evilist Stockholders of the Federal Reserve…..Continue to fight for Liberty, Freedom, Justice & Truth

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