7 thoughts on “Imagine a more believable forecast

  1. I have to say right now all I focus on are those numbers…..they look so warm…..this Saturday the day’s high is said to be -18 and the low for Saturday night …wait for it….-32! Texas …yup….I’m thinking Texas

    1. LOL! Yep, them numbers are looking mighty fine, sis.
      Been to Texas in the winter once. It looks quite similar to here. I wasn’t impressed though. Rain, ice, and crazy bad drivers in it. Lol.
      One thing about the extreme cold where I’m at is that it tends to quite the stupid which tends to roll up from that sh!thole just due south of here. 🙂
      PS. If you decide to take the dive south, I will do whatever I can to help. Feel free to call upon me to do so anytime, Mary.

  2. Today’s forecast.

    Partly shitty.
    With periods of bullsht and high winds.
    Chance of freezing rain and terror.
    Weather advisory alert…!

    Check your pipes and animals.

    In fact touch yourself to make sure you’re not frozen.

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