May The Stupid Be With You: College Goes On Lockdown Because Someone Thought A Lightsaber Was A Gun

The Daily Sheeple – by Melissa Dykes

Stupid, this is. Hurt, your brain will.

Farmingdale State College on New York’s Long Island went into lockdown earlier today and students were advised to “shelter in place” after someone called 911 because they saw a man in a campus parking lot armed with a dangerous weapon…  

That dangerous weapon turned out to be a lightsaber.

Police responded around 9:40 am thinking someone was assembling a rifle on a college campus. What they found was a student “heavily armed” with a toy Star Wars lightsaber.

Here is a lightsaber:

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Here is a rifle:

rifle

Lightsaber:

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Rifle:

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Reminds me of the time a town went on lockdown because a guy was dressed up in a stormtrooper costume in the middle of the afternoon. Are there large segments of the population who cannot tell the difference between reality and fiction? Who do not know the difference between a lightsaber and a rifle? Because that’s a lot scarier than a rifle.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, hopefully the level of idiocy never quite reached the dazzling heights it has achieved in the politically correct fear mills “safe spaces” that represent modern American college campuses.

The sad part about this is, because we live in such a militarized police state in this country, the student with the lightsaber is actually luckypolice responded and actually decided to “investigate” a call about someone potentially armed with a gun. They didn’t just show up and shoot the first person they saw who might fit the description, as typically happens in this country these days. Such a weapons call could have and has easily gotten an innocent person killed.

Although America’s college campuses may be gun-free zones, they are also quickly turning into critical thinking-free zones and free speech-free zones, on top of being a bastion of pervasive political correctness, and a place where everyone is afraid of everything (including their own thoughts, which may hurt other people’s feelings)… making college campuses some of the scariest places to be in the U.S. today.

 

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Contributed by Melissa Dykes of The Daily Sheeple.

Melissa Dykes is a writer, researcher, and analyst for The Daily Sheepleand a co-creator of Truthstream Media with Aaron Dykes, a site that offers teleprompter-free, unscripted analysis of The Matrix we find ourselves living in. Melissa also co-founded Nutritional Anarchy with Daisy Luther of The Organic Prepper, a site focused on resistance through food self-sufficiency. Wake the flock up!

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2 thoughts on “May The Stupid Be With You: College Goes On Lockdown Because Someone Thought A Lightsaber Was A Gun

  1. And I almost went to college there! Maybe they are using Jedi Mind Tricks there as well…”this is a gun, not a light saber…”

    1. LOL… reminded me of this…

      ” Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death-sticks?

      [Obi-Wan executes the Jedi Mind Trick]

      Obi-Wan Kenobi: You don’t want to sell me death sticks.

      Elan Sleazebaggano: Ah, I don’t want to sell you death sticks.

      Obi-Wan Kenobi: You want to go home and rethink your life.

      Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life.”

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