Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part “G”) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!
Haha Great analysis and comparison, Paul! Sadly it’s so true. The plan is much more cost saving though if you use as many of the bullets to reduce further salary and pension for as many traitors as possible before you catch one yourself. Best to have final affairs in order, of course, as permanent housing will be made of dirt and you will be the meal instead. A winner either way though! 😉
My husband just signed up for medicare. He picked part G – great choice after all. Now all he has to do is wait 10 years for the bullet.