Meet Shreddies, the underwear that neutralizes your farts

myshreddiesdot Tech – by Vamien McKalin

From time to time, we tend to release flatulence in public (aka fart), which can be embarrassing if people realize you’re the one who released the stink bomb. These bombs have many names such as the silent but deadly, and loud but calm. Anyway, what if you could free up your flatulence in public without the smell causing mass hysteria? That’s where Shreddies comes into play, a new type of underwear that has the power to neutralize odor released from your buttocks.  

We’re not joking about this, it is real. The underwear is capable of neutralizing odors up to 200 times the strength of the average fart, or should we continue to say flatulence for those who find the word “fart” a bit too vulgar. With Shreddies, even if you have a very bad day in a crowded bus, you can still feel free to release your flatulence without worrying about accidentally causing the death of several passengers. Think of it as “Freedom Farts.” There we go again with the word.

The technology behind Shreddies is a flexible carbon cloth called Zorflex. Now, Zorlfex is mainly used in chemical warfare suits, which is quite appropriate for this underwear because some folks flatulence is very intense. These are the people that require an intervention from the United Nations on using chemical weaponry on the public at large.

Here’s how Shreddies explains the magic behind the underwear:

Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear features a ‘Zorflex’ activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odours. Due to its highly porous nature, the odour vapours become trapped and neutralised by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the garment.

Interested person’s can pick up a Shreddies boxer briefs and support boxers for men starting at $40. Briefs and high waisted briefs for women beginning at $30. Hit up the via link below to order your Shreddies today.



6 thoughts on “Meet Shreddies, the underwear that neutralizes your farts

  1. OH hell no! The family I come from embraced creative flatulence! In fact Mel Brooks modeled a scene in a movie after our family! Sharing is caring folks!
    Methane: the fuel of the future!

  2. Damn, don’t let my wife see these, christmas is just around the corner.
    I told her there are 7 kinds of farts.

    1. Fizz
    2. Fuz
    3. Fizzy Fuz
    4. Poop
    5. Had a Poop
    6. Raddler
    7. Ass Buster

    I keep telling her there is room on the outside then on the inside.

    Why is is the show a picture of a male modeling the shorts??

    Women don’t fart?

  3. Why would anyone want to neutralize their farts? They’re the most potent weapon available to fight off political correctness.

    I’m developing a plastic undergarment with a tube attached that will allow me to drop a pile of crap on your carpet without soiling my pants.

    1. Speaking for myself and a couple others, I’m sure, KEEP US INFORMED ON THE PROGRESS!! Maybe you need R&D material, will a buck or two fiat TP help?
      :)) :))

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