My inconclusive travel plans for 2016

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there..

I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.  

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not.

People keep telling me I’m in Denial but I’m positive I’ve never been there before!

I may have been in Continent, but I don’t remember what country I was in. It’s an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there.

18 thoughts on “My inconclusive travel plans for 2016

  1. I see you’ve never been in Debt.

    Thought EVERYONE had been there at SOME point in their lifetime.

    Freakin’ hilarious, Grayrider!


  2. Lol I was in Tolerant once but could only handle so much of it there so I left and eventually ended up in Furiated because I needed the change. Turns out it only made me angrier?

  3. thanks for this neat post! Can you do a Johnny Cash and post a song-video in a manner of Cash’s song, “I’ve Been Everywhere”?

    1. Sure thing … I’ll submit it to Henry and Laura with your request!

      BTW: “I’ve Been Everywhere” is Code Speak for the ‘International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers’ {IBEW} which means: (1) I’ve Been Everywhere; (2) I’m Broke every Wednesday; or I Believe in Easy Work; Teeeeeeee hee;~)))

  4. I wanted to live in Destructible, but my plans kept falling apart.

    “People keep telling me I’m in Denial but I’m positive I’ve never been there before!” …………….. isn’t that in Egypt? De Nile river?

  5. Be careful in these towns. In the bad part of town the people shoot at strangers. You might get shot in the fracas. If you are shot or stabbed in the fracas you will die a long slow death as no doctor has ever been able to find a fracas in the body.

  6. I remember being in Dispensable. However, as of late, I’ve been in Disposed. 😉

    Good one, GrayRider. Thanks. Needed the laughs. 😀

    1. Soooooo SWEET Angle … I suspect that someone will find you ‘In-dispensable’ plus your company and encouragement quite Desirable;~)

      If you ever get Discouraged or Dispondent or just need to ‘Get Out of Dodge’ come walk Lone Ranch with me;~)))


      PS: Look out for Wolf Creek Pass, Teeee heee:

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