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Nun at Hooters

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?  

The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’

Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’ ‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’said the puzzled nun.

‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?

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5 Responses to Nun at Hooters

  1. Angel-NYC says:

    LOL

  2. flee says:

    I took my two sons to Hooters in Vegas one time.
    For lunch…
    I instructed them ….
    And as a loving father and nurturing parent.

    Not to stare at those big breasticles while we were waiting for our burgers.

    Of course I strategically positioned myself looking outward where I could be in my seat so I wouldn’t be tempted to stare.

    I think them boys eyes damn near popped out of their heads.

    Now some of you might be thinking. .
    He is a horrible Father and parent.

    Buttt bear with me here.

    There was some logic applied.

    I wanted them to experience one of God’s most beautiful creations.

    Also..

    So these two young men/my suns don’t become gay.

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