Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can’t look that old. Well . . . you’ll love this one.
My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
‘Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a Mustang,’ he gleamed with pride.
When did you graduate?’ I asked.
He answered, ‘in 1975. Why do you ask?’
‘You were in my class!’, I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, fat-assed, gray haired, decrepit blanketedy blank asked, ‘what did you teach???
OUCH!!! LOL
LOL.
As always Paul. Good one.
What did you teach? LOL
smart a$$. 😉 😆 😎
Dear Paul,
HAHAHAHAhahahaha,……
Another great one!,.. thanks.
I always enjoy the jokes you take a little time to find and post here,… a little laughter each day does the soul a lot of good!
JD – US Marines – What’s funny for us older folks,… is seeing now,.. those people who thought they were the cat’s-meow back in high school. Most of them now look like they were run down by the Old-Fat-Bald-Triplechin truck,.. which then backed up over them several times before fleeing the scene!.
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😆 I’m one of those older folks JD. 😎
I can not speak for the soul but I know for sure it aids the immune system and will heal just about any illness in less time. That was proven in a hospital with I Love Lucy in a control group post surgical. Three groups;
watched Lucy
watched non humor
saw nothing.
The Lucy group healed much faster and went home earlier.
Good ole Lucy.
Try teaching others the truth… that’ll age you quick.
Good one, Paul! 🙂
Hey #1, catch any fish up there yet?
First I have to get my license… to get my license. Then I’m ‘allowed’ to fish, Paul.
That’s what they tell me, anyway.
I remember years ago in northern Min. catching what they call rock bass. White flaky meat, loved them.
lol, effing hilarious Paul.
LOL, funny!
I definitely am not qualified to laugh because I graduated from Morgan Park in 1972!!!
Good Old Emphi Hi [if I spelled right]