April 27 (UPI) — Police in Oregon issued a “verbal warning” to a cat reportedly seen armed with a gun-shaped stick.
Newport Oregon Police Department shared a photo of a black and white cat perched in a tree with its paw draped over a stick that appeared to resemble an automatic rifle.
Officers responded to the scene and were ultimately able to determine the cat did not pose any real threat.
“Reports of an armed cat this morning were unfounded,” police said. “The feline was contacted by our canine and was determined to be in possession of a non-lethal branch.”
The officers ended the tongue-in-cheek post by stating the cat had been apprehended and charged with several offenses.
“The cat was given a verbal warning for posing with what could be mistaken as an assault rifle while wearing poor camouflage attire,” police said.
Surprised SWAT wasn’t called out to break down the door and kill the occupants of the wrong house….
What the hell are they putting in the water up there? An armed cat? It’s getting wears around here.
It may not be anything in the water.
Perhaps they are being affected by the increased tension in the local major fault line.
Disruptions in the EM Field?
wow got off with a verbal warning……. http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080520235227/uncyclopedia/images/a/ad/Cat_Tax-cat_with_gun_looking_out_window-761932.jpg
what? they didnt shoot him to death first to determine he wasn’t a threat?
bunch of screw ups
The cat replied….
I know my rights.
I have the right to remain silent.
I also have the right to jump out of this tree and claw your fkng eyes out and shove this stick up your azz like Khadafi getting drug through the streets.
Meow
little wonder it wasn’t beat to death while listening to the luciferian chant of “stop resisting”!
Me…owww