Miami Herald – by Joshua Tehee
The California Department of Fish and Wildlife has issued a warning about an influx of large, semi-aquatic rodents that have been caught reproducing within the San Joaquin Valley.
Cut to “The Princess Bride.”
Nutria (or Myocastor coypus) fall somewhere between a beaver and a groundhog and are much larger than a muskrat (up to five times larger, according tot CDFW). They can grow to more than 2 feet long, not counting the 12-inch tail, and weigh up to 20 pounds.
So, “rodents of unusual size,” then.
This is a problem because the animal can cause major wildlife destruction – ruining 10 times the vegetation they consume, according to CDFW. They also burrow in dikes, levees and road beds, according to California Fish and Wildlife spokesperson Peter Tira.
“They weaken infrastructure, (which is) problematic for flood control systems,” Tira told SF Gate.
Nutria also breed like rabbits – meaning early and often. Females are reproductive at six months old, breed year-round and can produce three litters in 13 months. Within a year, one female can have more than 200 offspring, which can disperse as far as 50 miles, according to CDFW.
Native to South America, nutria were introduced to the state in 1899 for their mink-like fur. They were thought to be eradicated from the state in the late 1970s, a colony may have stayed under the radar and only recently reemerged, according to SF Gate’s report.
The discovery of nutria in the area – some 20 male, pregnant female and juvenile nutria have been found since September south of Dos Palos and in western Merced and Stanislaus counties – is so worrisome that the CDFW has put together a response team to eradicate the animal from the state for good.
If you spot a nutria, take an appropriate moment to freak out, then immediately contact the CDFW Invasive Species Program online or by phone 866-440-9530.
Do not go the way of the Moscow restaurant Krasnodar Bistro, which has made nutria part of it’s focus on high-quality local ingredients.
Put up a bounty …that will get rid of them quicker than a phone call to CDFW
And less likely to get you shot by said CDFW.
yeah — never call a armed gov’t employee for anything. They’ll kill half the neighborhood before they get the stupid rat.
I hope they invade San Francisco (they’re not far away right now). That’ll give the sissies something to scream about.
If that happens, the ER’s in San Fran are gonna have to develop some new techniques for removing them from colons!
LOL!
Perhaps this is the hamsters doings…
all ya gotta do is call loisiana fish and game, who has been dealing with them for decades.
i think coon asses eat them……https://sustainablog.org/2013/04/giant-invasive-animals-are-eating-louisiana-rodents-of-unusual-size/
Yep, free meat! And NO, they don’t taste like chicken. 🙂
nolan
Looks like Harvey Weinstein.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUP!!!
Nah, he looks more like a tapir…
http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/files/2015/04/tapir.jpg
Nutria have been in Texas since I can remember. I’m 64. I’ve never heard of them being a problem.
Trap them like people always have and make expensive furs from them and export them. I see a grand business opportunity, not a problem.
And don’t forget the carcasses can be used for dog/cat/Chinese food after skinning for the pelts.
“Native to South America, nutria were introduced to the state in 1899 for their mink-like fur.”
Why aren’t they still being ‘harvested’ for that? Sounds like something that could be sold to 3rd world countries for a tidy profit (since they’re numerous already, and breed like bunnies).
Regardless, I hope they stay south of the state line.
If it’s a rodent it’ll breed like rabbits (which aren’t rodents, but still…maybe rabbits bred like rodents, not the other way around)… a rodent’s gonna do what a rodent’s gonna do. But here the thing with rodents–they finally get the message! Haven’t had a mouse or rat in our house since last September. Which means only one thing–rattlesnakes are good for something!