Shot in the Head

Sally Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Sally’s eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Sally replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.  

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Sally refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Sally had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Sally is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush’s fault.

5 thoughts on “Shot in the Head

  1. Oh man,lol!!!! Paul,do you write this stuff out of your own head. If so, you ought to be a rich man by now. Great stuff. Also, great picture to go with this tragic incident.

  2. Sounds to me like maybe it really was her brains spilling out. After all, it appears that she only has dough for brains.

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