Lew Rockwell – by William Norman Grigg
The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department (TPWD) has a newly minted SWAT team. To be sure, the agency maintains that this “cadre of specialty teams” will focus on search-and-rescue missions. However, the way Game Warden Cullen Stakes is dressed in the photo above makes it pretty clear that he’s not getting ready to rescue people who have been stranded by floods, or have gotten lost in the woods.
Among the TPWD’s specialized units is the “Scout Team,” a group of 25 wardens who “have received a variety of training and can be used in border operations, dignitary protection, or any form of high-risk law enforcement, such as serving felony arrests or hostage situations,” explains Texas Parks & Wildlife magazine.
“We can have a team anywhere in Texas in four hours, and that’s the worst-case scenario,” boasts Law Enforcement Special Operations Chief Grahme Jones. “A lot of times it’s much faster.”
For public consumption, the TPWD’s einsatzgruppen are portrayed as kindly people who will pluck terrified children from rooftops during floods, or come to the aid of people whose boats have broken down. However, the agency’s 532 wardens are “fully commissioned peace [sic] officers” who “have long assisted local authorities and state agencies,” observes Texas Parks & Wildlife. In other words: They’re cops, which means they are agents of officially sanctioned violence.
Jones points out that in addition to looking for “game and fish law violations,” wardens also “assist with community policing.” The last is an anodyne phrase that should be terrifying to reasonably well-informed people.
The government that afflicts Texas is run by extravagantly punitive people with a penchant for criminalizing practically everything. Several years ago, this anti-social compulsion led the Texas Legislature to enact a measure that would literally make a felony out of telling a fish story: A participant in a fishing tournament who exaggerates the size of his catch could be sent to prison for ten years, and be fined up to $10,000.
Obviously, tournament organizers who offer cash prizes have a powerful incentive to prevent fraud of this kind, and thus can be trusted to enforce their own rules and disqualify cheaters. But this isn’t satisfactory to the state’s “Better living through official coercion” constituency, who eagerly seize on any excuse to expand the roster of offenses that could give rise to an exercise in police overkill.
Significantly, the sponsor of the “make a fibbing fisherman a felon” law, Texas state representative Dan Flynn (a Republican, natch) admitted that “everybody always exaggerates … the size of their fish.” This means that every time somebody drops a hook and then reels in a fish, he’s a potential suspect – and thus a worthy target for a pack of armored, heavily armed wardens eager to show off their newly acquired tactical skills.
(Thanks to Mark Carroll for the tip.)
5:40 pm on January 8, 2014Email William Norman Grigg
9 thoughts on “Texas Game Wardens Prepare for War”
While there are many good things about Texas; gun laws, self defense laws, the consideration of secession, etc. I am afraid the bad out – weighs the good. Texas is too far down the road to a police State to suit me.
It ain’t just Texas, Bill. They’re all over the place and steadily gaining ground.
Any body for a snipe per hunt if ya`ll know what I mean. A already corrupt oraganization/gang – cops in other words – getting more power Yes a good snipper would be ontime with the cross hairs on the cops just like the cops do all the time to the people. The fuse is really getting short. oh oh yes time is getting short. 😯
And Mr. Game Warden….. I enjoy venison 12 months out of the year, and you’re not gonna stop me.
Hey Jolly R, I bet that if a tree doesn`t make a sound if it falls in the forrest then neither would a cop or game warden. What do ya say 😉
As times get more challenging and folks hunt and fish to survive can see big problems here,long pig,it’s whats for dinner?
Ha yes James, I remember watching a show that they talked of “long Pig”. I forgot the name of it though. They called long pig white human meat that they eat. I haven`t heard that term “long pig” for a long time – it is not all the common of a descritive words/sayings. 🙂
Dan,am a organ donor,things get real bad and I die not only do I hope folks use my goods/possessions but if have fire ect. and need to feed off of me,really don’t see the difference between that and organ donor.Now,you kill me for food,well,hope you die of food poisoning!
not a peep if he gets it with a crossbow bolt.