4 thoughts on “Most things have dual purpose

  1. Maximum efficiency. …

    That’s what makes us human.

    That’s what makes us special in the cosmos.

    Now if I can just get the ambition to figure out how to setup my voice mail on my cell phone.

    I mean…

    It’s not that I don’t want to.

    I’m just tired of people threatening me with voice mail messages.

    Or even better….


    I always loved the…were shutting off your power.

    Well…I’ve solved that problem.

    Because I believe in solutions.
    Not answers.

  2. Yep, once the beans are nice and warm, you consume them and then fart to keep the flame going a second or two longer!

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