16 thoughts on “Where’s an alligator when you need one?

  1. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!,.. AHHHHHHHHHHHH,… AHHHHHHHHHHHH

    (Falling on the floor,…. clutching my eyes as I SCREAM in pain!!!!)

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!,… WHAT THE F**K!!!!!!!!!!

    WHY DIDN’T YOU PUT A WARNING ON THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I’VE SEEN HILLARY (BARF!!!) CLINTON IN A BATHING SUIT!!!!!!

    AHHHHHHHHH!!!!,… MY F’N EYES!!!!!!!!!!!,…….

    (Laying on the ground, curled in the fetal position from pain,.. hand’s clutched over my eyes…..)

    (Whimpering,….),.. why,…. why didn’t you warn us???,…. my eye’s,…. the’re,… the’re destroyed,…… I’m blind now,….. and the burning pain won’t stop,… why??,… why didn’t you warn us???

    JD – US Marines – I can’t think of a more hideous sight, than Hillary (BARF) Clinton!!!

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    1. JD, your retinas got burned. Be sure to avoid any more exposure to this noxious image and your sight will return to normal in a matter of days.

      Now, I must go barf cause I accidently glanced!

  2. Alligator? Maybe. But I’m hoping for a few jellyfish paralyzing her with their stingers and then having a shark come up and finish the job.

    1. Hi NC,

      Q: How come sharks never attack Hillary?

      A: Professional courtesy….. (brrmp – pst goes the drums…) – JD

  3. OMG! A giant sea monster has just entered the water! Quick, everyone out of the water! Run for your life! It’s GODZILLA!!!

  4. With those glasses on, she almost looks like Dr. Strangelove.

    Dr. Strangelove: “It is not only possible, it is essential. That is the whole idea of this machine, you know. Deterrence is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy… the FEAR to attack. And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision-making process which rules out human meddling, the Doomsday machine is terrifying and simple to understand… and completely credible and convincing.”

    Yep, that sums it up for that picture. She’s a doomsday machine, entering the water and producing the fear that she is going to attack and is almost credible and convincing in doing so. LOL

  5. The alligator took a taste and spit out the rancid meat. When an alligator upchucks, you know it’s nasty! Damn, I gotta go puke again just at the thought of smelling the stinky creature!

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