Published on Jul 28, 2013 by pitbullnorthc
10 Bizarre Meanings Behind Nursery Rhymes
Check to see what some of the most common nursery rhymes in the world really mean. Sick, demented and just weird meanings. See what made number one on the 10 Bizarre Meanings Behind Nursery Rhymes list.
I always suspected that some of these rhymes had violent origins, and even as a kid I though the farmer’s wife in “three blind mice” was one sick bitch.
“They’re already blind, for God’s sake. Why is this crazy woman chopping off their tails with a carving knife?”
Georgie Porgy was always an obvious faggot, too.
“Kissed the girls and made them cry”
“when the boys came out to play, Georgie Porgy ran away” ……always sounded queer to me.
and on that topic…you can’t forget the butcher, the baker, and candlestick maker all rubbing each other in the same tub….. the last line says “turn ’em out…knaves all three” and that’s probably the first warning we’ve had concerning gays.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Enough said!
Fairy tales and nursery rhymes are all sick and disturbing stories.
The lesson learned… don’t read them to your kids. Plants that crap in an innocent mind to fester for who knows how long.
As it has turned out, my daughter’s (now 29) favorite bedtime story was about the red ripe strawberry and the big hungry bear. The only fear induced in that story is of the bear getting to eat the strawberry, not the mouse character of the tale. As i write this, i realize that the story is about greed, as the mouse and narrator eat the strawberry so that big hungry bear can’t!
We parents have very little clue, until it’s too late.
Hickory, dickory, dock, need I say more?
I would prefer to see such articles in print rather than video.