A young artist exhibits his work for the first time, and a well known art critic is in attendance.
The critic says to the young artist, “Would you like to hear my opinion of your work?”
“Yes,” the artist replies.
“It’s worthless,” the critic says.
“I know,” the artist replies, “but let’s hear it anyway.”
Gotta remember that one in case some doofus wants to say that about my books (see ads at side). Thanks!