If you’re sick of that post-protein-shake bloat or tired of heavy powders and supplements that leave you feeling overly full and sluggish, try this out instead!
Human Improvement’s protein powders use a centuries-old superfood ingredient that delivers more vitamins and essential minerals than today’s most popular supplements – and goes easier on your gut.
Human Improvement’s protein blends are made using cricket-powder, a sustainable micro-protein that combines with other natural ingredients to give you the fuel you need. While using crickets to make protein powder may turn heads at first, it’s actually much better for our bodies and the environment than other powders and supplements that we ingest daily.
With 22 grams of protein, 5 grams of fiber, no added sugar, and 2 deliciously smooth flavors, Human Improvement’s protein is designed to improve recovery, lean muscle growth, digestion, and gut health. In fact, it’s more nutritious than plant protein and more sustainable than whey – packed with clean ingredients that taste great and go easy on your gut. You’ll never taste the crickets, but you’ll definitely notice the benefits.
Starting at $49.99!
Wait… this isn’t satire?
Amazon is sellin’ chips with crickets:
https://www.amazon.com/Chirps-Cricket-Protein-Chips-Gluten-Free/dp/B07FKX8BW3
and…
https://www.amazon.com/Cricket-Sample-Pack-Six-Chocolate/dp/B077K6H54P/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?keywords=cricket+chips&qid=1660933439&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEyRTRGOUhDTlFXSjhTJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNTc4NDI0M05IMUtPRjYySzhIMSZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwMjI0MDAzMUlWN0xOQVNHODFQSyZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=
I sure would like to force-feed these to Schwab and Harari.
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just $49.99..just
um no thanks