To commemorate the passing of Hillary Rotten Clinton, we now present to our readers the classic funeral song she justly deserves:
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to send this wretched bitch on her journey to hell. There’s not much nice to say about her, but we are blessed with a long history of countless evil deeds that will always be remembered. Yes, she’s a thief and a murderer, who’s waged war upon innocents, looted the White House, committed espionage, sabatoge, and stabbed every back that was ever turned to her.
But in these times of mourning, we must all find peace and goodness somewhere, so let us take solace in the gift we were given from God, who today saved the world from the horrors that would have come to pass is she became president.
If the untimely passing of Hillary has brought you only confusion and sorrow, let us remember that God’s timing is always perfect, and there may not have been a minute to waste in sending the evil wench to the eternal inferno that has awaited her for many years.
She will always be remembered, even if only in nightmares, as the right hand of Lucifer on Earth. Let us rejoice that God has chosen to remove this nefarious soul from our midst, and grant us all the peace made possible by her passage to another world. A world of fire, and torment awaits her cursed soul, but it’s where she’s carved out a home for herself, and we’re all blessed by her being there, rather than here.