On January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl standing outside the railings of the Murray Baker Bridge, with a State Trooper trying to talk her out of jumping – so they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, “What are you doing?” She says, “I’m going to commit suicide.”
While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” he didn’t want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked … “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?”
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just
that …. and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by
another one.
After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
It was also unclear whether the State trooper fell too while attempting to catch him…
…or was pushed.
Hahahaha! Wow that ending was unexpected. Good one, Paul.
does that mean it was a guy who dressed like a girl?
Im slow today.
It should have been “he” instead of “she” in the last line.