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    1. Happy Easter, Katie. Well, I was gonna say…

      Breaking!

      Early This Morning, Disgruntled Truck-driver Propels Truck Onto Capitol Grounds Demanding Adherence To Bill of Rights.

      …but Schumacher told me he wanted to break the story himself when he got out of jail.

      🙂

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          1. No, we had to make do with Lysol, it tastes better, plus it’s already made and tons of it around.

            You ever push a mop high on Lysol? 🙂

  1. Almost took “Free For All” a little too far there..

    I was gonna say did Henry sell the homefront and use the money down at greyhound for BUS TICKETS for the Caravan of homeless Hondurans. Now that’s an April Fools I can vomit with. Sorry Trenchers, we’re closing FTTWR to pay for the caravan of “Illegal Aliens” stuck down in Mexico.

    1. I don’t do April Fools anymore, as I find it too redundant as every day is a fool’s day in this lying ass country.

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