Washington Star News [Satire]
The ordeal began at about 11:30 a.m. Friday morning, along Interstate 81, which runs through the center of Scranton PA, said state police spokeswoman.
The Hillary Clinton campaign tour bus was driving north when it ran off the road and crashed into the highway median turning on it’s side.
Two Pennsylvania State Troopers were the first on the scene. Seeing what happened, the heroic officers went into the bus as the tires still turned and smoke pillowed from the vehicle to pull out any survivors.
Within minutes a coroner arrived and placed one elderly female body in a body bag and sent it downtown. It was then Federal officials questioned the coroner, “Has Mrs. Clinton been killed?”
The Coroner replied, “Well, she kept saying she was alright, but everyone knows she is a liar, so I sent her body down to the morgue.”
The busy stretch of road was closed in both directions of Interstate 81, but reopened later Tuesday afternoon.
Ambassador Stevens could not be reached for comment.
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LOL. If only….
Oh yeah, the word is billowed…not pillowed.
Like I’m anybody who should be correcting someone else’s use of the English language.
Funny. Lying can get you killed.
HILLARY WAS DRANKIN AND DRIVVVIN ON SUNDY. THE JEEEEEEZUS GOT HER
Enjoy? That was biggest letdown I’ve had all year!