Holy Email

ATT000011One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. 

ATT000044 ATT000055God thought for a moment and said, ‘Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.’ 

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time

When the angel returned he went to God and said, ‘Yes, it’s true..The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.’ 

ATT000066God was not pleased.   So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. 

Do you know what the e-mail  said?


Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn’t get one either.

8 thoughts on “Holy Email

  1. the e-mail said “keep up the good work, Jolly Roger. Rebellion against tyranny is obedience to God”.

    (that’s actually a famous quote but I forget the real author, so I’m attributing it to the almighty here)

  2. Hi Paul,

    Yeah,…I got one,… but the heavenly admistrator realized my name was on the wrong list and pulled the email before I could read it.

    Guess I’m the sort that gives that sort a bad name. – JD (who knew heaven was tech savvy?)

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