Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men’s work boots.
Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
Leave a note on your door that reads ……
Bubba,
Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo. Be back in an hour.
Don’t mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.
I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway,
I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside.
Be right back.
Cooter.
Hahahahaha! I don’t know. That just might be crazy enough to work.
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How bout a sign that says.
“BAD DOG INSIDE. YOU MAY GET IN, BUT YOU WON’T GET OUT”.
Thanks Angel 🙂
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A friend of mine has a couple bad ass Doberman’s but has a sign up that says “Never mind the dogs, Beware of Owner!” with an image of a pistol pointing at you. I like that.
LOL 😀
The other day, I saw a 4″x4″ magnet, for sale at a store here in NYC, that said “Forget the dog, Beware of Owner!”
If I owned a dog, I would’ve snagged it! lol
haha i like that.
Hey Paul, how’s it hangin’?
not bad for an old fart Millard. You o.k. up there?
Just doin’ my part to open eyes whenever I can. In the meantime, I sit back and watch the local high school preparing to puke out another batch of “common core” educated misfits upon a society that will steer them into college loans for an education they’ll need to flip burgers and ask “You want fries with that?”
yeah that pretty much puts things in perspective.
Hahahaha! Nice.
Were my house is in America. I posted it NO POLICE TRESPASS. I found this reduced crime by 80%if you enforce it. And made it much safer to be on my property there.
I don’t post signs .. I like the element of surprise .. the perps scream louder and cry for mercy sooner if they have no idea of your intentions
hell i even taught my dog to whisper .. its hilarious .. well for me it is
i know im a sadistic bastard .. but my family loves me anyways