The Organic PrepperThis is from the “Believe-It-or-Not-This-Isn’t-Satire” files.
If you don’t get lined up for this year’s lethal injection – ahem – I mean flu shot – you just might get a push from a well-meaning (but brainwashed) friend or neighbor. A national campaign has begun with the intention to shame and peer pressure everyone to get the flu shot.
The campaign was created by Sanofi-Pasteur, the company who makes…you guessed it…a flu vaccine called Fluzone, approved by our good friends at the FDA in 2011. (They also collaborate with the notable eugenicists of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.) You can find out more about the FLUgitive campaign on Facebook.
#FLUgitives live in every town in America; they could be hiding in your workplace, your gym, the grocery store, or even in your own home. Each year in the U.S., 1 in 5 people, or up to 20 percent of the population, gets the flu and an estimated 226,000 people are hospitalized from influenza-related complications. But since the single most important thing adults can do to help prevent spreading the flu is to get their annual flu vaccination, these #FLUgitives should not wait. #FLUgitives are encouraged to come out of hiding, round up other #FLUgitives and turn themselves in to their healthcare provider to learn about the seriousness of influenza and their available vaccine options.
“Because flu season can begin as early as October and last through May, the best prevention for those planning to get their annual flu shot is to get it as early as possible in the season, allowing your body time to build up its immunity,” said Carlos E. Picone, M.D., F.C.C.P., Vice-Chair of the Department of Internal Medicine at Sibley Memorial Hospital in Washington, D.C.
Research has shown that social influences are a primary factor in the adoption of health behaviors. The FLUgitives campaign leverages the positive power of social peer influence to drive more people to help protect themselves against the flu by getting vaccinated and features four #FLUgitives whom everyone might know – or may even relate to themselves. (source)
Check out the mocking video campaign below for your recommended daily allowance of offensive and insulting propaganda.
The Fitness Fanatic
Convinced that exercise and all-protein diet is the key to staying healthy, this gym rat dreads getting the flu vaccine because nothing can get in the way of his workout. Putting his beloved biceps on the back burner is not an option. With big protection and a tiny needle, the Fluzone Intradermal vaccine only goes skin deep so no one has to mess with “lightening” and “thunder” unless they really have to.
The Turbo Mom
A modern day Superwoman, this suburban warrior balances caring for her kids, husband, home and pets on top of a busy job. But her hectic schedule leaves little time for anything else. Fluzone Intradermal vaccine is right on top of that – it’s a simple and quick way to get the protection she needs without missing a beat.
The Latest and Greatest Guy
A self-proclaimed gadget loving playboy, this FLUgitive always wants the newest version of everything.
He should ask about Fluzone Intradermal vaccine- it’s a smart, fast and efficient technology, just like his gadgets.
The Scaredy Cat
This constant worrier is on edge about pretty much everything.
But since his fear of getting sick outweighs his fear of getting a flu shot, Fluzone Intradermal vaccine is right up his alley. It uses a next-generation device to quickly help deliver vaccine just under the skin’s surface, so he can find something else to worry about for a change.
There’s even a dubious little app that allows you to load your photo and see how bad you will look if you don’t get your flu shot. No, I’m not kidding.
Notably, one type of FLUgitive is not represented in the videos – those of us who avoid the shot because we know better. Do your research and make your decision – don’t base it on biased propaganda presented by those who profit from the vaccine.
Thank you to Vanessa for the link! 
Daisy Luther is a freelance writer and editor. Her website, The Organic Prepper, offers information on healthy prepping, including premium nutritional choices, general wellness and non-tech solutions. You can follow Daisy on Facebook and Twitter, and you can email her at daisy@theorganicprepper.ca
The last time I got a flu shot was back in 1995 and shortly after, the flu bug from Hell hit me.
Never had a flu that bad before and haven’t gotten a flu shot since.
This month, this year’s version of the flu hit me and it was a MF. Three weeks of heavy congestion in the lungs and sinuses. Still dealing with the tail-end of the stuff.
If this is the flu bug for this season, there’s going to be a lot of sick and elderly in trouble.
They keep jabbing people with the latest flu shot, which is forcing the flu bug to evolve and get stronger so it will reproduce. Eventually, the flu bug will evolve into a monster and we’ll have a repeat of the 1918 flu epidemic, only this time it will be hundreds of millions killed.
The very best way to prevent the flu is to build up your immune system through avoiding toxins (such as flu shots, pharmaceutical meds and processed and adulterated “foods”), loading up on raw fresh fruits and vegetables, cleaning out your system (not being constipated as a result of consuming the wrong kinds of “foods”), and learning some techniques to cut colds/flu off at the very first sign. For example, megadoses of garlic and echinacea at the *very first sign* of a cold/flu is very effective. Taking hot, sweaty baths with a few drops of eucalyptus oil can also help. Do not interfere with your body’s immune response by taking fever-reducing meds. And if you are a consumer of sugar and alcohol and things made with white flour, cut those out, too — either altogether, or certainly at the first sign of illness and for the duration. Increase your intake of alkalizing foods such as a lemon squeezed in pure water (copious amounts). But you cannot ignore those early warning signs. Spring into action immediately.
how can anything be eradicated when we’re constantly injecting ourselves with it. by doing so you risk mutation and a host of other problems from vaccine ingredients. now we have to worry about them spiking the very air we breathe for refusing to poison ourselves any further. maybe we do need an a h list.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Pathetic and priceless at the same time.
Seriously, I’m so sick of these psychopaths and their “preventive” bullshit.
Here’s an idea, IF IT AIN’T BROKE, NO NEED TO FIX IT! Stop looking for problems that aren’t even there!
If I’m not sick, NO NEED FOR MEDICATION UNTIL I AM!
AND IT’S MY OWN DAMN BODY AND MY OWN DAMN DECISION IF I DO OR DO NOT DECIDE ON IT! SO F**K OFF!!
Never had one.
Never will.