10 thoughts on “Merry Christmas

  1. I would have gotten away with ruining Christmas. …

    If it wasn’t for those meddling kids.

    Merry Christmas anyway.

    The Grinch.

  2. Ya know the best thing that I love about Christmas.

    Is that Jews don’t get any presents.

    Bada Ching…

    Just think a young jew tomorrow is going to wake up and try to figure out why they didn’t get nothing.

    While all the goyim kids are shooting them with new nerf guns.

  3. Mary had a mother named Anne. Her sister was Elizabeth. She had a son named John. He was John The Baptist. Mary and John were first cousins. Church EVERY Sunday for 14 years growing up. Looking back I don’t regret any of my privileges…like a mom and dad who stayed together for one.

  4. “Merry Christmas, and God bless us, everyone.” — Tiny Tim (the Dickens character…not the Ukelele player)

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