The Gene Pool needs some Serious Cleaning

Santa Cruz County Sheriff’s deputies spotted 51-year-old Gary Galloway pedaling by on a child-sized bike on March 10, 2014. The hot pink bicycle he was riding had flower-shaped pedals, pink training wheels, drawings of Disney princesses on the frame, and bright, white rubber tires. The sight of a grown man on such a tiny bike immediately raised suspicions that it did not belong to him. Galloway was arrested for theft.

9 thoughts on “The Gene Pool needs some Serious Cleaning

  1. “The sight of a grown man on such a tiny bike immediately raised suspicions that it did not belong to him. Galloway was arrested for theft.”

    Well did someone report a bicycle of that description as being stolen? Maybe he’s just a freak who likes to ride girls’ bikes. I don’t understand how they can arrest someone for theft simply because he was on a bicycle that didn’t seem to suit his age and gender. He may have used his granddaughter’s bike to go buy milk or something.

    It’s like arresting someone for murder because they have a bloody knife, even though there’s no dead body.

  2. Something seems to be missing in this article. I’ve seen stranger things than that in Santa Cruz….

  3. Stop over blowing this, it is sooo simply, really.

    The guy ate the little girl and proceeded on with the bike. As he was riding the bike & she was inside him (she was eaten, remember?) she was actually still on the bike. Theft would be tough to prove in such a case 🙂

    1. That’s the funniest get-away car I’ve ever seen. Seriously, there must be more to this story.

      It’s like one of those essay math problems where you have to come up with the answer. I truly hated those!
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