Three Questions for Engineers

ATT000284Question # 1:
How much does a house weigh?

Question # 2:
How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge hold?

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Question # 3:

WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY
HOME INSURANCE,
CAR INSURANCE,
OR, DOES IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE?

8 thoughts on “Three Questions for Engineers

  1. Thanks for posting that, Paul. I shared it with my engineering department at work, which will probably be used in one or more safety meetings. Topics: “Expect the Unexpected”; or “ASSUME makes an ASS out of U and ME”.

    1. They could gut the house interior, cut openings in both ends and turn it into a covered bridge. It may need some steel reinforcement to the foundation though, and a sign that says no vehicle over 8-feet.

      This option would be easier than removing the house and re-building the bridge.

      BTW: Sorry to expand on your idea, Mitch. Even though you might be joking, I’m being serious. serious.

  2. Most (if not all) bridges have a weight limit posted (I check it when my girlfriend’s in the car). You don’t need an engineer. You need to be capable of arithmetic.

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