TSA loudspeakers threaten travelers with arrest for joking about security

A traveler attempts to prove his innocence to a federal checkpoint agent. (Source: Trent Nelson | The Salt Lake Tribune)Police State USA

HOUSTON, TX — Travelers are reporting threatening messages coming from the loudspeakers of the Travel Security Administration.  The TSA has been broadcasting warnings that people will be arrested for making jokes in the presence of the infamous federal checkpoint agents.  Policestateusa.com has obtained exclusive audio of the threats.  

Matt Miller said on the morning of September 20th, during his return trip from Colorado to Florida, he spent a few hours in Houston waiting for a connecting flight.   Sitting at the George Bush Intercontinental Airport, he repeatedly heard a TSA audio message on the intercom that disturbed him.

“…You are also reminded that any inappropriate remarks or jokes concerning security may result in your arrest.”

Miller documented the message with an audio recording via his cell phone and sent it to us.

This wasn’t the first report of threatening messages coming from the TSA.  In June, musician Jordan Page reported similar threats. “Any comments or jokes about security may lead to your immediate arrest,” he shared with his Facebook fans while traveling through Houston.  Page is known for his outspoken views on liberty and his hit song by the same name.

(Source: Jordan Page | Facebook)

The TSA has never been bashful about violating people’s rights.  The agency’s entire job description is to search travelers without probable cause or a warrant.  Their intrusive searches, abusive treatment of travelers, ineptitude, and penchant for stealing have made them a source of disdain and a butt of jokes since the TSA’s inception in 2002.

But be careful about what you say.  Because now they violate your 1st amendment, too.

Think twice about asking the blueshirts to buy you dinner before they rub your genitals.  Requesting lubricant may be a mistake.  Mocking their stupid costumes, low intellect, and general disdain for human dignity may get you arrested.

So stand straight in line, do as you’re told, forget about your freedom, and keep your comments to yourself. Obey the lautsprecher.

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5 thoughts on “TSA loudspeakers threaten travelers with arrest for joking about security

  1. I am in awe of the numbers of sheeple that still insist on flying. If you want to stop this Gestapo Unit, then stop flying. It’s that simple.
    Hell, driving may take longer, but the beautiful county-side that you see is well worth it. That is, as long as a TSA Gestapo Agent doesn’t stop you on your trip.
    If these slime balls were really out to stop and arrest terrorists, then all they would have to do is camp out on the White House lawn, as well as on the grounds of the Congress and Senate buildings, and arrest every person in these offices.

  2. More and more, I’m thinking that the TSA is actually a test bed to see how many of our Rights can be taken away, and how to deal with those who resist.

    If anyone wants to see the real Obama plan for America, go to the airport.

  3. Can someone PLEASE just exterminate these pussies and get it over with!

    I’m so sick of these little pest with toy badges flying around at our airports and transportation hubs pretending they have any kind of authority over us whatsoever. They are a nuisance and are nothing more than rabid dogs in our society. Someone PLEASE put an end to them and make sure to put them on a “Fly List” without parachutes.

    What a disgrace to our country. Why people continue to take their shit is beyond me. Thousands of travelers fly everyday. All everyone has to do is go into the place and lock them in a room. These bastards don’t even have guns. It’s a 1,000 to 1. What are they gonna do?

    I say lock’em up in a private plane and have some pilot open the door and drop them off in mid-air. I have no remorse for those despicable animals.

    I saw this woman or thing (as she acted like a man) the other day at Caesar’s pizza in her TSA outfit. Her boyfriend (who looked whipped) was in the passenger seat and she was in the driver’s seat. She comes out with this look on her face like she is as important as a cop. I just looked at her and laughed and said in passing, “Are you gonna feel me up here too?” She pretended she didn’t hear and went back into her car and drove off.

    The people who work for TSA are nothing but people with mental disorders, psychos and people who only care about control. They have no remorse for what they do nor do they care what they do with people’s luggage. So it’s only fair that we should treat them the same way they treat us.

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