Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop
For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
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Daily Thought: Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
Thanks for the laughs Grin.
Laughs raise the immune system
Go for one every day more if inclined. One of the funniest laughs are on You Tube under the Carol Burnett’s with Mr. Tudball needing to hire a secretary, I explode on this one. Link here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJIh70IZua8
I really hope the one for high blood pressure works….I’ll let you know 🙂
Thank you GrinNBarret….
your welcome i love sharing.
“If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.”
LOL… 1001 uses.
Thanks, Susan. 🙂
Thanks, I loved it.
LMAO
Thanks, Susan. 😆