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Bob and the blond

Bob walked into a sports bar around 5:58 PM. He sat down next to a very attractive blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 6 PM news was coming on The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”  

Bob said, “You know, I reckon he’ll jump.”

The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

The blonde placed her money on the bar, and kept watching the scene on the TV. The guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”

Bob replied, “I can’t take your money” .
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump.”

The blonde replied, “I did, too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”

Bob took the money.

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7 Responses to Bob and the blond

  1. Mary in ND says:

    LOL!!!

  2. Norm says:

    Nice, needed the laugh

  3. StBernardnot says:

    Groannnnn! lol

  4. morris adams says:

    HA-haaaa!!

  5. I wasn't Here says:

    Hmmm, the blonde sounds just like the government in Cali

  6. WIL E.KOYOTE ( SUPER GENIUS) says:

    hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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