Hey, just a darn minute. Who you callin’ “dumbass?” My planet is a great place to live. We just gotta get rid of some of a**holes that are messin’ it up. Many of my planet’s inhabitants are involved in such an effort, working diligently to clean up the place. You in your spaceships ain’t seen nothing yet. We are the jewel of the galaxy. We got mom and apple pie. Baseball and front-yard tire-swings. On Sundays we kick back and enjoy each other. And there are parks and picnics, puppies and good people everywhere. So before you decide earth ain’t a wonderful place, you should know it’s the best there is, in all of outer space.
Hahaha! So true…
Hey, just a darn minute. Who you callin’ “dumbass?” My planet is a great place to live. We just gotta get rid of some of a**holes that are messin’ it up. Many of my planet’s inhabitants are involved in such an effort, working diligently to clean up the place. You in your spaceships ain’t seen nothing yet. We are the jewel of the galaxy. We got mom and apple pie. Baseball and front-yard tire-swings. On Sundays we kick back and enjoy each other. And there are parks and picnics, puppies and good people everywhere. So before you decide earth ain’t a wonderful place, you should know it’s the best there is, in all of outer space.
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