In a gunfight, the most important rule is .. HAVE A GUN!!!
If you own a gun, you will appreciate these rules. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it and learn the rules:
A: Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians.
B: It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
C: Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.
D: Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arm’s length.
E: Never say “I’ve got a gun.” If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.
F: The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.
G: The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win – there is no such thing as a fair fight. Always win – cheat if necessary.
H: Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets … You may get killed with your own gun, but he’ll have to beat you to death with it, ’cause it will be empty.
I: If you’re in a gun fight: If you’re not shooting, you should be loading. If you’re not loading, you should be moving. If you’re not moving, you’re dead.
J: In a life and death situation, do something … it may be wrong, but do something!
K: If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
L: You can say ‘stop’ or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.
M: You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.
“Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.”
5 thoughts on “Gunfight Rules”
I have had people ask me why I have guns;my answer is why not.
Some have asked why I keep a loaded gun in the house. Am I expecting trouble? My answer is no; but I’m not expecting my house to catch fire either, but I keep a charged fire extinguisher just in case.
Some ask why I carry a .45;answer,because they don’t make a .46.
Love your reply, RedHorse!! We are seniors and
have 2 loaded guns in our home…..’cause like the
gal from New York once said, “You neva know.”
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy. A wise man told me that once. Makes sense to me.
27,28,29,30… another mag ready!!! hehe