Gunfight Rules

In a gunfight, the most important rule is .. HAVE A GUN!!!

If you own a gun, you will appreciate these rules.  If not, you should get one and learn how to use it and learn the rules:

A: Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians.  

B: It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

C: Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

D: Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arm’s length.

E: Never say “I’ve got a gun.”  If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

F: The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.

G: The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win – there is no such thing as a fair fight.  Always win – cheat if necessary.

H: Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets … You may get killed with your own gun, but he’ll have to beat you to death with it, ’cause it will be empty.

I: If you’re in a gun fight: If you’re not shooting, you should be loading.  If you’re not loading, you should be moving.  If you’re not moving, you’re dead.

J: In a life and death situation, do something … it may be wrong, but do something!

K: If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid.  Nonsense!  If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

L: You can say ‘stop’ or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.

M: You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

“Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.”