Famous Presidential Lies
LBJ:
- We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)
Nixon:
- I am not a crook
GHW Bush:
- Read my lips – No New Taxes
Clinton:
- I did not have sex with that woman… Miss Lewinski
GW Bush:
- Iraq has weapons of mass destruction
Obama:
- I will have the most transparent administration in history.
- The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
- I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
- The IRS is not targeting anyone.
- It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
- If I had a son.
- I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.
- You didn’t build that!
- I will restore trust in Government.
- The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
- The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
- It’s not my red line – it is the world’s red line.
- Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
- We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
- I am not spying on American citizens.
- Obama Care will be good for America.
- You can keep your family doctor.
- Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
- If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
- It’s just like shopping at Amazon.
- I knew nothing about “Fast and Furious” gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
- I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
- I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
- I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
- And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
And the biggest one of all:
- “I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.”
I believe we have a winner!
http://itaintholywater.blogspot.com/2014/05/it-was-close-but-we-have-winner.html
Digger, may I be the first to comment on this excellent article!
Good job!!!
Same hear 1611. Thank you Digger.
Agreed with above, digger, nice – I gotta think that the commitee was out for quite awhile struggling with this one.
This is so wonderful that I am thinking of writing a satirical piece that finishes the quotes, for instance:
“I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism” (by guillotining anyone who disagrees with me!)
or:
“The Cambridge cops acted stupidly” (by not completely destroying the evidence that it was a false flag operation…now why did those idiots leave that black knapsack around?)
And all of them not just Obama’s:
“Read my lips–No New Taxes” (for the oligarchs who own me…only the little people pay taxes…now what was the name of that lady who once said that?)
Or this one:
“I am not a crook” (but a psychopath)
ahahah nice diggerdan
im a post it on barry i mean baracks facebook.
He bagged that title in his first year.
Good find, digger. 😀