It Was Close But We Have A Winner!

It Ain’t Holy Water

Famous Presidential Lies

LBJ:

  • We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)

Nixon:

  • I am not a crook

GHW Bush:

  • Read my lips – No New Taxes

Clinton:

  • I did not have sex with that woman… Miss Lewinski

GW Bush:

  • Iraq has weapons of mass destruction

Obama:

  • I will have the most transparent administration in history.
  • The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
  • I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
  • The IRS is not targeting anyone.
  • It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
  • If I had a son.
  • I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.
  • You didn’t build that!
  • I will restore trust in Government.
  • The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
  • The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
  • It’s not my red line – it is the world’s red line.
  • Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
  • We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
  • I am not spying on American citizens.
  • Obama Care will be good for America.
  • You can keep your family doctor.
  • Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
  • If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
  • It’s just like shopping at Amazon.
  • I knew nothing about “Fast and Furious” gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
  • I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
  • I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
  • I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
  • And, I have never lived with that uncle.  He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.

And the biggest one of all:

  • “I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.”

I believe we have a winner!

http://itaintholywater.blogspot.com/2014/05/it-was-close-but-we-have-winner.html

8 thoughts on “It Was Close But We Have A Winner!

  1. Agreed with above, digger, nice – I gotta think that the commitee was out for quite awhile struggling with this one.

  2. This is so wonderful that I am thinking of writing a satirical piece that finishes the quotes, for instance:

    “I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism” (by guillotining anyone who disagrees with me!)

    or:

    “The Cambridge cops acted stupidly” (by not completely destroying the evidence that it was a false flag operation…now why did those idiots leave that black knapsack around?)

    1. And all of them not just Obama’s:

      “Read my lips–No New Taxes” (for the oligarchs who own me…only the little people pay taxes…now what was the name of that lady who once said that?)

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