It’s official: Hillary Clinton is dying

The Black Sphere

Ok, we are all dying from the moment we are born, but I now believe there is something to Karl Rove’s supposed rumor of Hillary Clinton’s brain damage.

Understandably, anybody who remains a Liberal after age 30 is technically brain-damaged in my opinion, but Hillary has other issues.   

I say this, because if there was nothing to this story, it’s the type of thing you just let die.
Karl Rove is a has-been, and nobody outside of Fox News and the “Bush team” takes the man seriously. Left to himself, he may soon become the Joe Biden of the Right. So why did Bill Clinton even address the question, as Newsmax reported:

“First they say she was faking her concussion. Now they say she’s auditioning for a part on ‘The Walking Dead”…She is strong, she is doing great. As far as I can tell, she’s in better shape than I am.”

While conceding the seriousness of the blood clot that doctors found between her brain and skull, Bill Clinton insisted the 66-year-old former secretary of state has more than bounced back since she fell in December 2012.

Health issues notwithstanding, Hillary has another issue. Despite her “makeover” with Pelosi botox doctor, Hillary will be 69 years old at the time of the election. In 2+ years, whatever issues she has, will be exacerbated. Put another way: she ain’t getting any younger.

Hillary Clinton dyingWhat the Left doesn’t want, coming off the smartest and coolest president, is one who has to keep spare “Depends” in all the White House bathrooms. And let’s keep it real, as Hillary Clinton makes Al Capone look like a Catholic nun.

Nevertheless, for now the Dems are putting a lot of eggs in the Hillary basket, with no public back-up plan as of now.

If you are thinking Joe Biden, then you have a GREAT sense of humor.

I predict you will see sooner than later other candidates coming to the fore in order to provide assurance to the Left that they have a Plan B, should Hillary not be able to hit the starting blocks. And when that happens, you will know that Crazy Karl got it right, even if only by accident.


9 thoughts on “It’s official: Hillary Clinton is dying

  1. “What the Left doesn’t want, coming off the smartest and coolest president, is one who has to keep spare “Depends” in all the White House bathrooms.”

    She’ll need those just before she’s hung.

  2. I truly think she’s going to walk into a wall somewhere and smash her squash before we get to hang her.

  3. So you’re telling me that the Grand Dame Mother of Darkness, the highest female title of the Dark Order is not high enough in the Illuminati/Zionist order to be given the elite’s hidden cure for cancer? I find that hard to believe.

    Maybe if she does a spell to switch bodies with her wannabe girlfriend, Christina Aguilera, she might live another 30 or 40 years and with big boobs.

  4. This has nothing to do with any “House” (Bengazi) subpeonas that might be issuing soon – Do not pay attention to the man behind the curtian – It’s genuine Dem. hero’s like her that make the rest of the party look bad – This is bad news people – please stop cheering – and you over on the right = please take that awful picture of her, down – She just can’t be that ugly

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