Conspiracy MagsUsually at some point in the day (and for some of us, multiple points) many of us find ourselves wishing we could abandon our responsibilities to return back to our beds to live out the rest of the day under a quiet refuge of blankets. Despite the guilt of chronic laziness, a day in bed sounds pretty darn relaxing—if only we could financially support ourselves by doing so.
Turns out, NASA might have the answer we’re all looking for—although it might require a little more relaxation than originally imagined. NASA is currently looking for volunteers to participate in their “Bed Rest Studies”, in which participants will have to spend 70 straight days in bed, receiving $18,000 for the period of aggressive bodily atrophy. Participants are allowed to read books, Skype, play games, as well as use their phones and computers throughout the duration of the study. Pretty much anything is fair game, so long as you remain in bed, earning a cool $1,200 per week.
So what are the exact purposes of these studies?
The experiments are designed to find ways of preserving astronauts’ health and safety during periods of extended space travel. “Head down” bed rest is a good way of simulating travel through zero gravity space. Think about it, zero gravity means zero weight or strain on your muscles. It’s a more accessible way of analyzing the bodily changes that occur during space travel.
This study is designed to achieve three core tasks:
1) Understanding how one’s changing physiology in space may affect the process of certain missions.
2) Understanding the impact of one’s physiological state on their ability to perform in particular tasks.
3) Preparing countermeasures to combat any impairment that these physiological conditions may impose.
http://www.conspiracy-mags.info/top-stories/nasa-pay-18000-stay-bed-70-straight-days/
Yes, sure, right…..probably exposing these lab rats to the amount of radiation which exists in the Van Allen Radiation Belt, to see how long they will live afterwards (can’t have dead astronauts land on the moon or land on mars). And after this “bed rest test”, their next test will be paying the very same people to swim in the Pacific Ocean…..to see how the salt water alters buoyancy.
If they survive, they will then become Engineers at Fukushima.
This story reminds me of how much the people are asleep, and manipulated. I mean, come on, just have NASA scientists lay in bed for 70 days. After all, they’ve been in bed with Congress for how many decades now???
They already know what weightlessness does and sedentary lying around (think the chronic overweight bed ridden people ) does.
I sure wonder what they’re really doing.
-flek
Less, of course, 50% to the government, which does nothing, but takes half of whatever you struggle to make…..
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Movin @ light speed to the movie ‘Idiocracy’s’ reality. We are well on our way to the day when we water all our crops with GatorAid/Brawndo……..It’s got electrolytes;)~