New Law Orders Women’s Only Parking Lots In Minnesota

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New legislation introduced and adopted into law In Minnesota recently has resulted in the creation of the worlds first Women’s Only Parking Lots

Due to the rapidly escalating crime rates in Minnesota and with the high and ever increasing number of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a ‘Women Only’ parking lot at the Mall of America.  

Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for female patrons.

Although some of the finer details concerning the new legislation need to be tweaked a bit and are still in the planning stages, Minneapolis authorities feel confident that the new legislation will serve it’s originally intended purpose.

Minneapolis city council spokesperson Penelope Hindsight says that the first order of business is clearly marking the parking area with fluorescent stripes to assist in keeping the new parking area organized and the influx of traffic flowing smoothly.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women’s-only parking lot in Minneapolis.

6 thoughts on “New Law Orders Women’s Only Parking Lots In Minnesota

  1. Its about time women got some protection from all these viagra-overdosed meatheads that roam this country. Men don’t hold doors anymore, there is no respect for mothers. Feminism and the hippies really didn’t bring that generation of men up right!!!!

    1. Don`t forget about all of the crack whores there at the mall of america Sally J.. believe me I know first hand as I do know more than a few – cop protected crack whores that use the parking lots at the MOA. Yep go to this parking lot for this and then go to this parking lot for that, it is a joke how much sh*t there is and it is all cop protected!! Believ it. I have been there and seen it and I do not go there because of the crack dealing whores that are protected by the cops up there.

  2. Well now, they will soon have to designate a gay/lesbian/transgender/bisexual parking lot as well. Oh, and let’s not forget the beastiality parking lot.

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