Obama Denies Role in Government

borowitz-obama-580.jpgThe New Yorker – by Andy Borowitz [Satire]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—President Obama used his weekly radio address on Saturday to reassure the American people that he has “played no role whatsoever” in the U.S. government over the past four years.

“Right now, many of you are angry at the government, and no one is angrier than I am,” he said. “Quite frankly, I am glad that I have had no involvement in such an organization.”  

The President’s outrage only increased, he said, when he “recently became aware of a part of that government called the Department of Justice.”

“The more I learn about the activities of these individuals, the more certain I am that I would not want to be associated with them,” he said. “They sound like bad news.”

Mr. Obama closed his address by indicating that beginning next week he would enforce what he called a “zero tolerance policy on governing.”

“If I find that any members of my Administration have had any intimate knowledge of, or involvement in, the workings of the United States government, they will be dealt with accordingly,” he said.


10 thoughts on “Obama Denies Role in Government

  1. “Played no role whatsoever”? Well that’s pretty obvious. Where was he … in a coma??? Idiot!!!

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  2. the golfer in chief had no idea that his job entailed taking blame for things his minions do at his behest!

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